nicolex69:

lady-tyrell:

i want the last episode of supernatural to be happy and them all alive and driving into the sunset in the impala and it fades to black and then you just hear dean go “oh fuck we forgot about adam”

The United States of America on college education

• Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
• USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
• Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
• USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
• Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
• USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

• Feminists: Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.
• Society: Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!
• Feminists: Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.
• Society: *gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?
• Feminists: No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!
• Society: And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?
• Feminists: Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.
• Society: Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!
• Society: Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.
• Feminists: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?
• Society: Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.

avataraang:

Fairy Godavatar — here to return your bending and help you score with your boyfriend.

horationelson:

or a republican

damnthatswhack:

I think it was awfully kind of future me, President of the Universe, to allow Jeff to be President of Earth…real classy move.

shiraae:

mixedy:

killetc:

The Internet

christ

pretty much

holyrattlesnakesbatman:

i shouldn’t get too santcimonious because i used to be one of these people but i’m very very slowly learning to not be an asshole

symphonyno6:

avataraang:

Wait, did Korra even know if (if) Mako and Asami broke up? Or was she just up for the kissing? Mako and Asami breaking up was very vague. D:

airreka

This is actually something that really bugs me about Korra’s character and an issue that I think was…

how can people actually like the summer

how can people actually like 100 degree weather 

• society: Everyone's beautiful.
• society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
• society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
• society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
• society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
• society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
• society: You had sex?! Slut!
• society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
• society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
• society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
• society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
• society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
• society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
• society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
• society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
•  -someone kills themself-
• society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!

jelloisforwinners:

It’s so strange to think that the imperfections and flaws you hate about yourself may be the very same things that someone loves about you.